tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-62636733544180688722011-04-21T19:35:40.727-07:00Mitchhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03178625978965264582noreply@blogger.comBlogger71100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6263673354418068872.post-51710221182071571572008-04-28T11:23:00.000-07:002008-04-28T11:24:21.350-07:00<object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/RMGJB410Ccs&hl=en"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/RMGJB410Ccs&hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object><br /><br />http://leavemealonebox.com/welcome.html<br /><br />So funny.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6263673354418068872-5171022118207157157?l=asofeye.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mitchhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03178625978965264582noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6263673354418068872.post-86157013578753237122008-04-20T11:05:00.001-07:002008-04-20T11:06:27.184-07:00J: My pardon; did I break thy concentration?<br />Continue! Ah, but now thy tongue is still.<br />Allow me then to offer a response.<br />Describe Marsellus Wallace to me, pray.<br />B: What?<br />J: What country dost thou hail from?<br />B: What?<br />J: How passing strange, for I have traveled far,<br />And never have I heard tell of this What.<br />What language speak they in the land of What?<br />B: What?<br />J: The Queen's own English, base knave, dost thou speak it?<br />B: Aye!<br />J: Then hearken to my words and answer them!<br />Describe to me Marsellus Wallace!<br />B: What?<br />JULES presses his knife to BRETT's throat<br />J: Speak 'What' again! Thou cur, cry 'What' again!<br />I dare thee utter 'What' again but once!<br />I dare thee twice and spit upon thy name!<br />Now, paint for me a portraiture in words,<br />If thou hast any in thy head but 'What',<br />Of Marsellus Wallace!<br />B: He is dark.<br />J: Aye, and what more?<br />B: His head is shaven bald.<br />J: Has he the semblance of a harlot?<br />B: What?<br />JULES strikes and BRETT cries out<br />J: Has he the semblance of a harlot?<br />B: Nay!<br />J: Then why didst thou attempt to bed him thus?<br />B: I did not!<br />J: Aye, thou didst! O, aye, thou didst!<br />Thou hoped to rape him like a chattel whore,<br />And sooth, Lord Wallace is displeased to bed<br />With anyone but she to whom he wed.<br /><br /><br />ACT I SCENE 2. A road, morning. Enter a carriage, with JULES and VINCENT, murderers.<br /><br />J: And know'st thou what the French name cottage pie?<br />V: Say they not cottage pie, in their own tongue?<br />J: But nay, their tongues, for speech and taste alike<br />Are strange to ours, with their own history:<br />Gaul knoweth not a cottage from a house.<br />V: What say they then, pray?<br />J: Hachis Parmentier.<br />V: Hachis Parmentier! What name they cream?<br />J: Cream is but cream, only they say le crème.<br />V: What do they name black pudding?<br />J: I know not;<br />I visited no inn it could be bought.<br /><br /><a href="http://community.livejournal.com/metaquotes/6644038.html">Link</a><br /><br />on another note - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=syf8olcM0z4<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6263673354418068872-8615701357875323712?l=asofeye.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mitchhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03178625978965264582noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6263673354418068872.post-86993028711177227242008-04-13T19:28:00.001-07:002008-04-13T19:28:52.803-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.boingboing.net/images/insidejokke.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px;" src="http://www.boingboing.net/images/insidejokke.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6263673354418068872-8699302871117722724?l=asofeye.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mitchhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03178625978965264582noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6263673354418068872.post-40121129630035817702008-04-10T11:38:00.001-07:002008-04-10T11:39:47.725-07:00Techtelic hasn't been updated in a while - other than the fact that it's little 5 week here in bloomington, this has been taking a lot of my time: <a href="http://www.nerve.com/dispatches/nerveeditors/50GreatestComedySketches/01/">50 Greatest Comedy Moments</a><br /><br />This youtube video is also<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FVmN4GL4o5M&eurl=http://www.google.com/reader/view/"> quite entertaining</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6263673354418068872-4012112963003581770?l=asofeye.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mitchhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03178625978965264582noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6263673354418068872.post-29526581864867484142008-03-30T22:11:00.001-07:002008-03-30T22:13:44.051-07:00Can't think up a good senior prank?  Apparently some 200 students in northern England couldn't either.  What did they do?  How about a <a href="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2008/03/22/norgy122.xml">giant outdoor orgy</a> in the village square!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6263673354418068872-2952658186486748414?l=asofeye.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mitchhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03178625978965264582noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6263673354418068872.post-82111313770847236872008-03-30T22:05:00.001-07:002008-03-30T22:06:35.811-07:00fully digital projections, small crowds, valet parking, leather reclining chairs, chairside service .. it all adds up to <a href="http://www.variety.com/VR1117982907.html">a $35 movie ticket</a><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6263673354418068872-8211131377084723687?l=asofeye.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mitchhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03178625978965264582noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6263673354418068872.post-31815666473578921862008-03-30T21:00:00.000-07:002008-03-30T21:14:37.348-07:00<div> Julio Diaz, A social worker in New York was mugged a few days ago. As the mugger was walking away, Diaz offered him the coat off his back before treating the teen mugger to dinner.</div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(85, 26, 139); text-decoration: underline;"><a href="http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=89164759">More Here</a></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6263673354418068872-3181566647357892186?l=asofeye.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mitchhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03178625978965264582noreply@blogger.com0